Sorry for the multiple posts, but this from The Federalist brightened my day up considerably. Idiots are one of the world's cheapest and most plentiful sources of humour:

"The last thing I want to say is that I’m a victim, but I am. I believe it’s a trickle down from Bush."

-Courtney Love, in an interview with Rolling Stone explaining why she is facing felony drug charges, why she could lose custody of her daughter, and why she is reportedly broke.