So my attention has been returned to the subject of a previous blog post:
Aforementioned Previous Blog Post
The "Huntin' Plastic" video in that blog post apparently fell into the hands of the Dave Ramsey Show, and I got an email from a Fox Business Network producer asking if "Everett" was interested in being a guest on the show. Debra and I have been laughing ever since. How funny! And apparently, I've been invited to be a part of an "awards show" later this month (I'm unsure as yet if it's the radio or cable TV show) because I was awarded the coveted "Best Plasectomy by Firearm" award.
Let me repeat that, for those of you who did not quite grasp the gravity and momentous awesomeness of it all. I have won the "Best Plasectomy by Firearm" award. Time for me to sit back and bask in the glow of that glorious achievement! Do I get a funny little golden statue?
If I get an awards speech, I am totally thanking Mikhail Kalashnikov.