30 January 2008

Not my own, but I still found it funny:

Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in this election year.


The Angry Coder said...

Are there any treatment options? I've been having this problem for a while now.

The Irascible Neufonzola said...

As far as I know, no. Some therapeutic options have been suggested, such as ranting incessantly about "the Constitution", which apparently is a fictitious document that radicals have devised as a mythical contract of government, allegedly forged by the Founders.

But seriously, now that McCain pulls ahead, I've gotten really practical. I mean, if we're going to have a liberal either way, I'd rather OUR liberal beats the tar out of theirs! But that may just be my competitive nature.

Percussivity said...

Well I see your point... but if the country is going to go to Hell, I'd rather it be one of their liberals leading it there than one of ours.

**If you experience an election lasting more than 4 weeks after the vote is taken, seek a constitutional professional immediately.

The Irascible Neufonzola said...

Yes, I very much said that tongue in cheek...only a perverse sense of schadenfreude would allow me to enjoy another victory over the people who've had their knickers in a twist since the 2000 and 2004 election "thefts". But a loss with the right candidate can be in the long run better than a win with the wrong one.