30 January 2008

Not my own, but I still found it funny:

Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in this election year.

4 comments:

The Angry Coder said...

Are there any treatment options? I've been having this problem for a while now.

The Irascible Neufonzola said...

As far as I know, no. Some therapeutic options have been suggested, such as ranting incessantly about "the Constitution", which apparently is a fictitious document that radicals have devised as a mythical contract of government, allegedly forged by the Founders.

But seriously, now that McCain pulls ahead, I've gotten really practical. I mean, if we're going to have a liberal either way, I'd rather OUR liberal beats the tar out of theirs! But that may just be my competitive nature.

Percussivity said...

Well I see your point... but if the country is going to go to Hell, I'd rather it be one of their liberals leading it there than one of ours.

**If you experience an election lasting more than 4 weeks after the vote is taken, seek a constitutional professional immediately.

The Irascible Neufonzola said...

Yes, I very much said that tongue in cheek...only a perverse sense of schadenfreude would allow me to enjoy another victory over the people who've had their knickers in a twist since the 2000 and 2004 election "thefts". But a loss with the right candidate can be in the long run better than a win with the wrong one.