So there's this guy on a Japanese-style motorcycle that goes screaming up our street, at thoroughly unsafe speeds and surprisingly high decibel levels, at times like 6AM and 10PM. To give some perspective, our neighbors ride loud, rumbley Harleys and that has never bothered us...this guy is getting his RPMs up so high it sounds like a jet has just flown by over the house.
So, with that in mind, do you remember that classic scene in "The Great Escape" where Steve McQueen steals a motorcycle?
Remember how he got the motorcycle in question? A long thin wire?
Well, maybe that's not the way a Good Citizen would handle this, but hey, it was an idea...