Man Fined For Annoying Squirrel
It has come down to this...the Last Great Struggle of Mankind.
They usurp our attics, they seek to supplant us on the Earth. The furry little bastards will stop at nothing until we are subservient to their ultimate agenda. Death to squirrels!!! Heed not the threat of their tiny razor-sharp incisors, or their sneering, chirpy little laughs of defiance! God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear.
I'm thinking of getting a 50 cal BMG Barrett rifle to use as a squirrel gun. It would be dubbed "The Harvester". Hehehehe.