21 September 2007

An invaluable maxim of the entertainment industry is "know your audience". Fortunately this is a blog, and has precious little to do with entertainment, so I feel at liberty to post a link to some reading which I honestly consider to be one of the funniest things on the internet, but that also is probably quite boring to the casual or uninterested reader.

Behold...

The Shrine of the Mall Ninja

And for a slightly easier-to-chew version, that still is painfully funny (though not as classic as the above thread by Gecko45, grandfather of all mall ninjas, for whom the term was coined):

Return of the Iron Fist of the Mall Ninja

I freely admit that these are chock full of jargon and have a narrow appeal to their humour, but they are just so bleeding magnificent I had to post them.

2 comments:

あじ said...

stunningly hilarious

The Irascible Neufonzola said...

Glad someone else found this as funny as me.

I've since been convinced that both posts were entirely fabricated with humour in mind, which is a bit sad, as Gecko45 is much funnier when you think he's being serious. But, still funny, and even if it was a fabrication, it is a reasonably accurate depiction of the many mall ninjas that are in fact real.

Mall ninjas are about the only thing that would make me reconsider support of CCW rights.